Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Last entry, for the next three weeks.

Yeaps, cos I'm going overseas for work.
For three weeks. Eeeeep.

I'm going to miss a lot of people.
Okay so may be not THAT a lot.
But I'm going to miss people :(

Anyway, today I was coming home from last minute shopping in preparation for this worktrip, and I walked past this badminton court where some kids were playing badminton(duh). Just so happens another middle aged woman was also walking the same direction as me. She was pulling along her child.

Situation:
The pathway leads to the middle of the badminton court, and comes out from the other middle of the badminton court.

Mission:
To get across to the other path.

kiat course of action(which is probably the same course of action as 90% of the population):
Walk around the perimeter of the badminton court, keeping an eye on hostile targets(kids) and any possible hostile projectiles(shuttlecocks) and avoiding them while indulging in silent mockery of their less-than-mediocre badminton skills.

middle aged woman with kid course of action:
Announce "PLEASE LET ME PASS" and proceed to walk across the middle of the badminton court. Upon any evidence of hostile intent(which probably just means them continuing play before the whole width of the badminton court is covered), move a few paces to well distanced area, and shout at kids. Messages which can be shouted include: "THEY NEVER TEACH YOU TO LET OLD LADY AND KID PASS THE PLACE UH. WHAT KIND OF SHIT THEY TEACH YOU IN SCHOOL LAH. ARE YOU ALL SO DUMB TO NOT LET ME PASS. I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY TEACH IN SCHOOL NOWADAYS. NOW KIDS ARE SO STUPID." and leave the enemies(kids) in total confusion.

Result of KCA(kiat course of action):
kiat crosses the danger area undetected.

Result of MAWCA:
Enemy attrition rate 100%. Middle age woman pwns all. All of their base are belong to her.

Man that woman is goood.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Religion religion

I was just IM-ing my friend who is a Catholic and he broke up with his ex who was a Muslim.

Oh my God/Allah/Buddha/Vishnu/other holy beings imagine what trouble they would have if their relationship were to work out. It would be like Zohan and the Palestine girl in Don't Mess with the Zohan show. HAHAHAH

Anyway that aside, after rantings about *censors actual organisation name* members who keep asking people to go to talks conventions and performances at expo and go to their very nicely constructed buildings. And some other sarcastic racist comments.

I began to question my own religious views. It kind of gives me a little bit of identity crisis sometimes when I see buddhists being vegans, and christians going about with their faith thing and Hindus with their hindu things and muslims with their muslim things. I'm technically Buddhist, but i know nuts about the teachings, i don't go temple very much,

And the only few times i burn joss sticks are:
exam periods
before enlistment
when i get into trouble
and whenever else i need some kind of 'divine intervention'

And probably when i believe in cause and effect its when
Cause: Some asshole scratches my bro's car and runs away
Effect: Something bad will happen to him because we all couldn't do anything about the scratch

Cause: I let my seat to some old lady
Effect: The hot babe opposite will see that I am a nice guy and contemplate going out with me (Which eventually does not materialise because she is ignorant of my existence)

Corny jokes aside, I guess I just believe that we should just all be nice people.

Not lying, not killing, not sinning, some people do it because they either do not want to be struck down upon by *insert holy figure* or they feel that it is the duty that *insert holy figure* has bestowed upon them to do nice things. I guess I just do it because I want to be nicer to people around me, and that I don't piss them off and subsequently get a beating from them, or the police HAHAHAH.

Anyway, if i happen to not capitalise your particular holy being's name.. I apologize here..


But actually I don't really care AHAHHAAHAHHA

Perhaps the best drawing i have ever done.

Like seriously.

I think subsequent drawings i post will pale in comparison to this.


i think IMG_0866.jpg is such a unworthy name for it.
It should be named thedrawingtopwnalldrawings.jpg or something.