Religion religion

I was just IM-ing my friend who is a Catholic and he broke up with his ex who was a Muslim.

Oh my God/Allah/Buddha/Vishnu/other holy beings imagine what trouble they would have if their relationship were to work out. It would be like Zohan and the Palestine girl in Don't Mess with the Zohan show. HAHAHAH

Anyway that aside, after rantings about *censors actual organisation name* members who keep asking people to go to talks conventions and performances at expo and go to their very nicely constructed buildings. And some other sarcastic racist comments.

I began to question my own religious views. It kind of gives me a little bit of identity crisis sometimes when I see buddhists being vegans, and christians going about with their faith thing and Hindus with their hindu things and muslims with their muslim things. I'm technically Buddhist, but i know nuts about the teachings, i don't go temple very much,

And the only few times i burn joss sticks are:
exam periods
before enlistment
when i get into trouble
and whenever else i need some kind of 'divine intervention'

And probably when i believe in cause and effect its when
Cause: Some asshole scratches my bro's car and runs away
Effect: Something bad will happen to him because we all couldn't do anything about the scratch

Cause: I let my seat to some old lady
Effect: The hot babe opposite will see that I am a nice guy and contemplate going out with me (Which eventually does not materialise because she is ignorant of my existence)

Corny jokes aside, I guess I just believe that we should just all be nice people.

Not lying, not killing, not sinning, some people do it because they either do not want to be struck down upon by *insert holy figure* or they feel that it is the duty that *insert holy figure* has bestowed upon them to do nice things. I guess I just do it because I want to be nicer to people around me, and that I don't piss them off and subsequently get a beating from them, or the police HAHAHAH.

Anyway, if i happen to not capitalise your particular holy being's name.. I apologize here..


But actually I don't really care AHAHHAAHAHHA